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The Drunk Shakespeare Society brings you a 90-minute performance of Romeo & Juliet where five professional actors do the whole thing — every soliloquy, every duel, every dramatic death — after one of them downs five shots of whiskey to start the show. It is exactly as chaotic and brilliant as it sounds. 

The show is sharp, fast, and genuinely funny. Shakespeare would have wanted it this way.

Craft cocktails are available for purchase throughout the show.

Drunk Shakespeare five-star audience rating

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Had the best time with friends! Would love to come back and do it again!
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Absolutely hilarious. Great night out.
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Nichelle
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Love it!
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An immersive fun adventure
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Joey Gioeli
39 days ago
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Fun fun fun. Great show
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David Court
58 days ago
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So much fun
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Bette Kielbasa-Quast
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08/08/2026. Pirates was a wonderful performance. The staff there are very attentive to ada issues. 05/31/2026. Absolutely wonderful. Husband won the royalty seats for my birthday. Chocolates and champagne was divine. LOVED THE CAST. But I think i am more toasted than the drunk actor
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this was THE MOST FUN i have had in ages. cannot recommend more.
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J Andrews
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Hysterical. You will cry with laughter.
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Brianna K. A
82 days ago
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What a swashbuckling time! I hadn’t laughed that much is a while. 100/10 would recommend seeing it
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90 minutes. Two Star-Crossed Lovers. One Very Drunk Actor.

Shows sell out regularly. We highly recommend not waiting until the week of.

THE SAGE THEATRE

Find us at 1100 13th Street NW in the heart of Washington, D.C., for speakeasy vibes, a full cocktail bar, and a whole lot of Drunk Shakespeare in the nation’s capital.